|You should get married and have babies.
||[Jul. 21st, 2009|02:47 pm]
Seriously, this is what one of Craig's relatives told me upon us first meeting.
In retrospect I wish I would have said either:
a) Why? Are you hungry? I never did much like the name "Hansel" anyways.
b) I would, but it's too late. The Hispanics already won.
c) Was there a population shortage I wasn't aware of?
d) No thanks, I've been to college.
e) For some reason, seeing that look in your eyes reminds me to take my birth control. I've noticed that women who are pro-breeding tend to look worn out with a few untended to illegitimate children. How man bas$tards are you flaunting?
Instead I just looked on in shock and said, "Umm. Craig and I aren't engaged."