7:12am-Lanette texts to carryaway: I am up. Taking major drugs. 7:23am-carryaway to Lanette: I am up too. Slowly getting ready to get ready.
I swear it amuses and delights me that I totally understand what she means. It means her back SUCKS and to get ready have to to find something to eat after drugs so you don't puke up the drugs, then try to get your leg moving so you can shower and get somewhat ready.
Why so early? SECRET Sephora sale OMGGGGG GLITTER AND GLOSS AND GIRLY PORN OH MY!!!! I see the Sephora holiday flyer like a very naughty magazine that arrives at my house and the lipgloss spread makes me drool. For Christmas I want to roll around in a pile of glitter.
If I could have a huge pile of expensive lipgloss, crystals, glitter, gems, and painkillers all surrounded by diet coke that is my ultimate fantasy. I should Photoshop up a porn background for myself of these things. I huge pile that I can roll in.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because it's totally painted on and I'd steal your lipgloss and your glitter if deprived of them. Reality is overrated. Enhanced reality is the new reality. I never want to look like myself, flesh faced and matte. I want to glow and shine like a cubic zirconia, baby.