I'd blame a cat, it's standard policy at our house.
Poor kitties. :) I blame the Blue Bunny taking revenge on me. Not sure what they put in those to make them so good without sugar, but whatever it is, my stomach protests.
I would laugh, tell you how impressed I was by its rankness, and feel relieved that I now wouldn't have to worry about accidentally cutting one in front of you one day!
The sugar free treats can pack quite a post-op punch. It could happen to you too. :)
If I blame you for my own rank fart at your house would you kick me out? ;)
I'd let it slip by, but exact revenge later.
'Round these parts we usually just blame the baby. :)
That could get confusing, or I could just say, Whoops, I really need to change that cat box.
Ah, we wouldn't kick you out, but we'd torment you mercilessly until we were all laughing so hard everybody'd cut toots.
2008-08-08 01:54 am (UTC)
LOL, you're hilarious! If you cut a rank fart at my house I wouldn't kick you out, but I'd laugh a lot from a safe distance.
Dude, if I ever get back on the road to surgery I will tell everyone the reason I'm having a bypass is because skinny girls don't get blamed for farts. That's the best thing I've heard all day. ;o)
Having been the person who cut a super rank fart in your home that you unknowingly walked into mouth open and all? Well, how could I possibly throw you out of my house! ;) Granted how was I to know you'd burst into my fog of unpleasantness?! You were in the other room when I felt the need to uh you know, crack one. lol
You are a gas. So am I. Man, you might want to extinguish all open flames in your house the next time I visit lest we both blow the house up!
If you cut a rank fart at my house, you'd fit right in!!!
I can't wait to see her hair! I loved it last time and this time she said she has bangs :)
See, I think that if I talked about rank farts, that I just could not get away with it...you come off sounding funny though.
I am wondering how your doctor appointment went?
Damnit, I was hoping you were talking about my butt when you said that! hehehe You, my dear, also have awesome hair. So let's face it, us girls got some great locks! It DOES look a bit limp and lifeless if I don't style it, but it's SO EASY to style that I'm willing to take the time. And you know how lazy I am about my appearance most of the time. But I do love my hair this way, and feel so cute I've even put some makeup on! I may keep it for a bit. I figure it's good revenge for Lan cutting his hair.
We may have to go to Sushi Roll where they send out small pieces of cheesecake! Then there's sushi AND cheesecake.
hahahahahahahahaha. I'd probably just figure *I* did it, lol.