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Idiot-What what? talking out the butt [Aug. 7th, 2008|04:33 pm]
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Last night I was so bad off (pain tired) by the time I got home I saw my sister's beautiful new hair and said, "It's so THIN!" What I meant was everyone else I've ever seen including myself with that hairstyle looked like their hair was THIN and lifeless compared to hers. It's just amazing on her. She looks younger and more professional and sassy. I like it shorter. I liked it long too. Let's face it, she just has great hair. I then laid down and mostly missed my main crush Joshua dancing on "So you Think Hot Shirtless Guys can dance (what? In Kilts?).

Then I proceeded to talk out my a$$ even more. I ate sugar free popsicles and now have horrid farts which crack me up because no one ever blames the skinny girl if you cut a fart. I'm so immature about it. You can get away with farting. It was making me giggle all day. Beware the Blue Bunny Sugar Free ice cream treats. They are filled with fart causing awesome ingredients. I'm a gas.

I've been craving cheesecake now for 3 weeks. I may give in a have a small piece at some point if it doesn't go away. I dream about it.

If I cut a rank fart at your house, would you kick me out?

From: theda
2008-08-07 11:40 pm (UTC)
I'd blame a cat, it's standard policy at our house.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-08-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
Poor kitties. :) I blame the Blue Bunny taking revenge on me. Not sure what they put in those to make them so good without sugar, but whatever it is, my stomach protests.
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[User Picture]From: thesugarmonster
2008-08-08 12:16 am (UTC)
I would laugh, tell you how impressed I was by its rankness, and feel relieved that I now wouldn't have to worry about accidentally cutting one in front of you one day!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-08-08 12:19 am (UTC)
The sugar free treats can pack quite a post-op punch. It could happen to you too. :)
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-08-08 12:51 am (UTC)
If I blame you for my own rank fart at your house would you kick me out? ;)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-08-08 12:53 am (UTC)
I'd let it slip by, but exact revenge later.
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-08-08 12:58 am (UTC)
Fair 'nuff.

'Round these parts we usually just blame the baby. :)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-08-08 12:59 am (UTC)
That could get confusing, or I could just say, Whoops, I really need to change that cat box.
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[User Picture]From: tigrrlily
2008-08-08 01:39 am (UTC)
Ah, we wouldn't kick you out, but we'd torment you mercilessly until we were all laughing so hard everybody'd cut toots.
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[User Picture]From: door
2008-08-08 01:54 am (UTC)
LOL, you're hilarious! If you cut a rank fart at my house I wouldn't kick you out, but I'd laugh a lot from a safe distance.

Dude, if I ever get back on the road to surgery I will tell everyone the reason I'm having a bypass is because skinny girls don't get blamed for farts. That's the best thing I've heard all day. ;o)
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[User Picture]From: christabel
2008-08-08 02:28 am (UTC)
Having been the person who cut a super rank fart in your home that you unknowingly walked into mouth open and all? Well, how could I possibly throw you out of my house! ;) Granted how was I to know you'd burst into my fog of unpleasantness?! You were in the other room when I felt the need to uh you know, crack one. lol

You are a gas. So am I. Man, you might want to extinguish all open flames in your house the next time I visit lest we both blow the house up!
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[User Picture]From: blubberfatality
2008-08-08 03:24 am (UTC)
If you cut a rank fart at my house, you'd fit right in!!!

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[User Picture]From: teddyeddy
2008-08-08 03:26 am (UTC)
I can't wait to see her hair! I loved it last time and this time she said she has bangs :)
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[User Picture]From: anomalous_girl
2008-08-08 03:59 am (UTC)
See, I think that if I talked about rank farts, that I just could not get away with it...you come off sounding funny though.

I am wondering how your doctor appointment went?
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2008-08-08 11:55 pm (UTC)
Damnit, I was hoping you were talking about my butt when you said that! hehehe You, my dear, also have awesome hair. So let's face it, us girls got some great locks! It DOES look a bit limp and lifeless if I don't style it, but it's SO EASY to style that I'm willing to take the time. And you know how lazy I am about my appearance most of the time. But I do love my hair this way, and feel so cute I've even put some makeup on! I may keep it for a bit. I figure it's good revenge for Lan cutting his hair.

We may have to go to Sushi Roll where they send out small pieces of cheesecake! Then there's sushi AND cheesecake.
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[User Picture]From: puppie
2008-08-13 02:40 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahahaha. I'd probably just figure *I* did it, lol.
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