||[Jul. 14th, 2008|11:41 am]
1. I have to wear the dreaded "garment" which causes "butt lips" for only ONE MORE WEEK!
2. I can buy new jeans next weekend!
3. I can move in many ways that do no include twisting or ever lifting my arms, for these moves are forbidden.
4. I am free of excess stitches.
5. I do not have to return to Dr. Fauxlaugh for another 2 weeks!
6. My healing is a glory to behold to all in the office.
7. I am back at work, and allowed to be so!
8. Because I'm on no special drugs, I may be allowed one glass of wine! We could even get wild and karaoke! There is a shiraz SO calling my name.