It's always the ninjas, isn't it?
They are the "final solution".
This must be why ninjas are so hard to find.
Craig claims to know a group who comes with a glitter option so he can at least cause a fun surprize before they kill me as the final pain solution.
Ah, yes, the glitter ninjas of legend...
This seriously made me laugh! Especially Morphine being as effective as sugar pills...which sadly is the truth for me, Morphine has no effect what so ever on me.
We got the giggles making this chart. It has little scientific accuracy, but according to those of us in pain this is how we rate the treatments. A boot to the head is also a bit more effective than Morphine.
The inclussion of boot to the head has had that silly song going through my head all morning.
Love the chart! Hope you don't mind, I printed it out for a local friend in pain.
I'm glad if it can crack someone else up.
If I were to add anything it would be lobotomy which I consider on a dailu basis, and spinal tap which for most people hurts but for me is nearly instant bliss.
This is awesome! Thanks!
I am so glad this amuses you! I had the spinal tap and it hurt like hell. They would have to strap me down to get another out of me. They screwed up the first one, so I ended up with 3.
Yeah, they can hurt when they are trying to get them in. I've had 18 in 12 hours because they couldn't get the needle in the right place (check out my entry from May 18, 2007). My endovascular neurosurgeon is amazing and gets it one shot with no pain. I just feel the pick when the anesthetics goes in the skin and then the pressure of the dura being popped, and then.. AAAAAAaaahhhhhh.. blissful relief (for 20 hours or less). I've had over 35 LP's in the last 16 months. No fun, but it's the one thing that actually works for me. I do feel bad for anyone who has to have an LP done who doesn't have this condition though. You guys don't get the relief we do.