||[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:52 pm]
Yes, this is the sort of thing Craig goes through on a daily basis.
If I die, I want you to feel free to webcast it.
Just make sure my lipstick looks good.
And I'd like to be wearing glitter.
you really do think you're hot stuff if you think I can sell a webcast of your funeral. ;)
I think you could so easy! Then collect all of the blogs about it. It would be the most webtastic death party ever!
*snort* That's FUNNY! :)
John has standing orders not to take me off of life support until I'm a size 8. After that he can kill me off whenever he feels like it.
Ut oh. I'm a size 8, so I hope your hubby doesn't come around to kill just so I don't gain. ;) I am old, but not so old that funeral humor doesn't amuse me.
I haven't seen a size 8 in 18 years and the smallest I've been in the last 10 is an 18. Blah. I'm not aware of John taking anyone off of life support who is currently a size 8 so I think you're safe! :)
I don't think I'd pay for the service, I bet all the good funerals show up on YouTube eventually!
My husband says he wants to be cremated, but I told him I'd only keep his ashes in the house if it's at least mixed with glitter. Funny how something so sparkly goes so well with death.
Good point. I do sort of want the webcast to be free of charge.
Ashes are pretty dull without glitter.
I've attended a wedding via the web, but it was free. Go figure that people would pay money to see a funeral. heh. Why do you need to see the casket to mourn someone and pay your respects?
I don't want a funeral, just a party. And no wearing black! - well, unless you're a goth...
I don't want a funeral, but people have to gather someplace to apply lipgloss and throw glitter? And who is going to clean that all up I ask?
You'll be dead and won't care.
I know, but I know now, so therefore I would care. If it were in my future honor.
Ahhhh, but wouldn't it be decadent just to leave all the gloss and glitter where it fell?
Eddible glitter like they use to decorate cakes. The ants would eat it...unless the glitter is thrown inside...then there would still be a mess...better have the lip gloss and glitter portion of the party outside.