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Funeral Plans [Apr. 1st, 2008|12:52 pm]
Lanette
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Yes, this is the sort of thing Craig goes through on a daily basis.

Lanette says:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23898318/wid/11915829?GT1=40006
Lanette says:
If I die, I want you to feel free to webcast it.
Lanette says:
Just make sure my lipstick looks good.
Lanette says:
And I'd like to be wearing glitter.
Craig says:
you really do think you're hot stuff if you think I can sell a webcast of your funeral. ;)
Lanette says:
I think you could so easy! Then collect all of the blogs about it. It would be the most webtastic death party ever!
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-04-01 08:10 pm (UTC)
*snort* That's FUNNY! :)

John has standing orders not to take me off of life support until I'm a size 8. After that he can kill me off whenever he feels like it.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)
Ut oh. I'm a size 8, so I hope your hubby doesn't come around to kill just so I don't gain. ;) I am old, but not so old that funeral humor doesn't amuse me.
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-04-01 10:41 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen a size 8 in 18 years and the smallest I've been in the last 10 is an 18. Blah. I'm not aware of John taking anyone off of life support who is currently a size 8 so I think you're safe! :)
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[User Picture]From: matrixx
2008-04-01 08:47 pm (UTC)
I don't think I'd pay for the service, I bet all the good funerals show up on YouTube eventually!

My husband says he wants to be cremated, but I told him I'd only keep his ashes in the house if it's at least mixed with glitter. Funny how something so sparkly goes so well with death.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)
Good point. I do sort of want the webcast to be free of charge.

Ashes are pretty dull without glitter.
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[User Picture]From: the_tatyana
2008-04-02 12:25 am (UTC)
I've attended a wedding via the web, but it was free. Go figure that people would pay money to see a funeral. heh. Why do you need to see the casket to mourn someone and pay your respects?

I don't want a funeral, just a party. And no wearing black! - well, unless you're a goth...
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-02 12:27 am (UTC)
I don't want a funeral, but people have to gather someplace to apply lipgloss and throw glitter? And who is going to clean that all up I ask?
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[User Picture]From: the_tatyana
2008-04-02 12:34 am (UTC)
You'll be dead and won't care.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-02 12:36 am (UTC)
I know, but I know now, so therefore I would care. If it were in my future honor.
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[User Picture]From: the_tatyana
2008-04-02 12:45 am (UTC)
Ahhhh, but wouldn't it be decadent just to leave all the gloss and glitter where it fell?
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2008-04-02 04:53 am (UTC)
Eddible glitter like they use to decorate cakes. The ants would eat it...unless the glitter is thrown inside...then there would still be a mess...better have the lip gloss and glitter portion of the party outside.
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