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First World Problems-Things that Annoy Lanette [Jan. 4th, 2008|05:21 pm]
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1. Warm Beverages.
2. People who can't make a decision about what to eat. You get to pick 3 times a day, so decide already, it isn't world peace.
3. People who speak at a slow pace.
4. Expired dairy products.
5. People who don't replace the toilet paper and just leave the empty roll on.
6. Single ply toilet paper or the kind that comes in little squares.
7. Places that have only Pepsi and not Coke.
8. Buffets. They are gross. Also, Claim Jumper.
9. People who have the goal to "weigh themselves less". Do the research and you'll find odds are better if you get on the scale.
10. The entire Fat Acceptance movement in general when they don't take health into consideration. seriously, many people DIE because they are morbidly obese. Doesn't mean they don't have rights, but sheesh, it's a medical problem sometimes.
11. Micheal Moore and people who are so paranoid and extreme that they give liberals a bad name.
12. People who stay with cheaters and wonder why their relationship sucks.
13. Low rise pants.
14. Uncomfortable and ill fitting underwear.
15. Guys who wear tighty whiteys.
16. Guys who fart really loud for a long time while peeing so you can hear it in the other room.
17. Sweat pants in public.
18. People who are bisexual vegans between the age of 18-23 who expect me to believe that is going to be "them" long term despite all evidence to the contrary. 95% chance you'll be with a man and eating meat in a few years, so save the explaining trendy one. If you are still vegan or bi-sexual after 3-5 years of starting, yes, I will accept that this is "you".
19. People who preach that the only thing that is intolerable is lack of tolerance but then refuse to listen to anyone who doesn't agree with them. Isn't that intolerance?
20. People who "pray for someone" and won't get off their butt to help a friend or stranger. Sure, Pray if you want, but DO something to help. Be useful. Don't just say you prayed and that's enough.
21. That awful song by Soldier Boy. Crimeny I hate that one.
22. All Conservative Talk Radio Hosts, starting with Ann Coulter (sp?)
23. Tongue rings.
24. People who have a totally irrational attraction to unproven medical practices and feel it's really important to share that message to any and every person, especially if it is a conspiracy that we are being poisoned or that some product or another is causing every medical problem known to man.
25. Facial hair. Either gender really.


Writing this out really helped me through a bad pain afternoon and took me only 7 minutes. Thankfully, thanks to medicine, I feel much better now. :)
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2008-01-05 01:23 am (UTC)
You crack me up! I love #20. And I love the fact that you use the word "criminy".
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 06:47 am (UTC)
Crimeny, I love to rant.
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[User Picture]From: specsafety
2008-01-05 01:24 am (UTC)

I hear you...

Conservative Blowhart radio talkshow hosts(RUSH LIMBAUGH)really chap my hide! Trendy "Metrosexuals"--this is a big one down here in Los Angeles. Fat Acceptance of course... OMG>>>>Facial hair on women sucks bigtime!
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2008-01-05 02:35 am (UTC)

Re: I hear you...

My Tweeze is my friend!
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[User Picture]From: anomalous_girl
2008-01-05 01:24 am (UTC)
This made me roll with laughter. Let's see, I agree with quite a bit. I will list them now for no other reason than I feel like it.

1, 2, 7, 11, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, and 24
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 06:53 am (UTC)
Funny! It cracks me up that such small things are annoying to more than just me.
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[User Picture]From: gfrancie
2008-01-05 01:35 am (UTC)
The correct term for #18 is "Hasbian". *snorts*
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:09 pm (UTC)
Is it hasbian or hasbivegan? :)
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[User Picture]From: gfrancie
2008-01-05 08:05 pm (UTC)
Ohmahgawd.
I think you just invented a new awesome snarky word.
You win at the internet today.
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[User Picture]From: nadalia
2008-01-06 04:12 pm (UTC)
*LOL* That's an awesome new word!
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[User Picture]From: lostinthemist
2008-01-05 02:21 am (UTC)
LOL at #18
I'm not a bisexual vegan, but I am a lesbian vegetarian! Have been both for 8-9 years though, so I surpass the 3-5 year requirement. ;-)

People who speak at a slow pace annoy me to.. I mean, to the point where I will completely tune them out.. I think it's my ADHD (self-diagnosed, of course).
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:11 pm (UTC)
I had a harder time understanding my bi friend (I do have a close friend who really is, after more than 5 years) than I do anyone who is gay. My other dear friend is a long time vegetarian. I find that much easier to understand and accept as a long term lifestyle than veganism.
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[User Picture]From: carryaway
2008-01-05 02:43 am (UTC)
Right on... although I may have to disagree on #23 for one person. ;)

I hope you feel better still :)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:11 pm (UTC)
Yesterday was crappy, but today is better!
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[User Picture]From: jesurvivrai
2008-01-05 04:49 am (UTC)
Do you drink soda now?

Oh and Ann coulter can DIE
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 06:41 am (UTC)
I do drink Diet Coke and always have. I drank it flat for awhile after surgery.
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[User Picture]From: jesurvivrai
2008-01-05 06:42 am (UTC)
How do you get a soda to be flat? sorry I sound so rediculous haha
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 06:46 am (UTC)
You sit it out in a cup for awhile in the fridge.
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[User Picture]From: lilymd
2008-01-05 09:41 am (UTC)
I found myself nodding alot reading this list and yelling "yeah!" outloud to much of it.
Too...many...to...comment...on. ;)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:11 pm (UTC)
Fun! Writing out this list cracked me up. I have a great life.
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-01-05 04:41 pm (UTC)
Here's my big fat ditto! THose things annoy me, too. You're not alone. :)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:12 pm (UTC)
I think I'm officially old now. :)
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-01-07 03:22 pm (UTC)
LOL! I keep noticing that about myself more and more. I didn't think this would happen utnil i was at least 50. hehe!
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[User Picture]From: krysteena
2008-01-05 06:46 pm (UTC)
hahah yah, #14... omg.... hahah.. *tries to breath*. I can't find the right size anymore!!! Grr.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:13 pm (UTC)
It's so hard to find good undies that are comfortable.
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[User Picture]From: thought1
2008-01-08 02:06 am (UTC)
You missed "Toilet paper that is so rough it might be recycled, thin cardboard, or possibly fine sandpaper."
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