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Just----REALLY? [Jul. 30th, 2009|05:01 pm]
Lanette
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Some jerkofski punched through the LOCK on our locking mailbox and stole our mail plus that of the neighbors on each side of us. For those keeping track at home, this is the THIRD time in 5 years I've had my mail stolen.

Great. Now I've filed a police report, found out I had a $90 mailbox and if I want a more secure one it's double that at least. In addition to taking up time I didn't have, I now have to figure out which mail they have stolen possibly including our bills and worry about identity theft.

They asked if I'd prosecute? Dude, today? I'd EXECUTE if I could catch them. Jerks. Let me show you an identity. It's that of a person wrapped in a poison ivy blanket. Rar! There is not enough room on the internet for how much ranting I have to do. I'm furious and a big ball of angst. I'm close to needing an emo haircut it's so bad.

This week has left my panties in a sweaty bunch. Hey--catchy band name! Mail Thieves and the Funky Underwear Bunch
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[User Picture]From: pattinthehatt
2009-07-31 01:31 am (UTC)
Oh gosh I am so sorry. People really really suck.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-07-31 02:12 am (UTC)
Not that there is really a GOOD week for this to happen, but I really don't have the time or energy for the extra hassle.
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[User Picture]From: dove
2009-07-31 01:40 am (UTC)
The icon says it all.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-07-31 02:12 am (UTC)
Love it!
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2009-07-31 05:30 am (UTC)
Ah to be a victim of a federal crime...I have a base ball bat.....
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-07-31 06:10 pm (UTC)
Just don't use that baseball bat on my poor violated mailbox. ;) I can't believe they went to all of the effort to break the LOCKED mailboxes. It's just lame. I hates them stupid hobbitses stole MY PRECIOUS!
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2009-08-01 07:23 pm (UTC)
*snicker* I've never seen you as a grey, big eyed, bald, mutated ring thief.
And no, the bat is for the hobbitses.
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2009-07-31 06:50 pm (UTC)
Our mail has been stolen so many times that I have anything I want to make sure I receive sent to my work. It sucks it sucks it sucks. Makes me think maybe PO Box is the only way to go. But do you have to get your mail during post office business hours? Because that would suck.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-07-31 07:54 pm (UTC)
I believe you do. I want to catch these jerks. We now have the post office "holding" our mail for the next 3 weeks. It blows.
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2009-07-31 09:08 pm (UTC)
What a pain. I hope those jerks get caught.
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[User Picture]From: pollyhyper
2009-07-31 08:39 pm (UTC)
Eew, why are they so interested in your mail? Trying to steal your porno mags? ;p

Maybe you could install a camera?
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-07-31 08:40 pm (UTC)
They stole all of the mail of my neighbors too. They do it for identity theft (ugh).
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[User Picture]From: pollyhyper
2009-07-31 08:42 pm (UTC)
Why you guys every time though? That BLOWS.
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[User Picture]From: specsafety
2009-08-02 04:39 pm (UTC)

Have you seen Pulp Fiction Lanette?

There are a couple of scenes in the movie, wherein the revenge is so sweet....First is when John Travolta is talking about what he would do to the guy who keyed his classic MOPAR car. The second is when Marcalis is talking about what he is going to do to ZED---it involves a pair of pylers and a blowtorch!

BTW...I came up with a name for sweaty bottoms....SWAASS--Sweaty Ass. For us guys: Swalls--Sweaty B*lls Trudi came up with Swaat---Sweaty Tw**
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2009-08-02 04:55 pm (UTC)

Re: Have you seen Pulp Fiction Lanette?

I so have seen that and the mental image cracks me up! I'm gonna sing a song and start and airwaves war with these douches.

Why you so obsessed with my mail
Theives, I gotta know
Rolling around on my phone bill
Humping on my Vogues
Theives you're dillusional, I refuse you know you're wasting your time.

Now I await the rerun about how they have pictures of my mailbox stark naked.
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