|Writer's Block: Under the Tree
||[Nov. 19th, 2008|10:52 am]
What gifts, big or small, are you hoping to find under the tree this year?
A new painfree spine and a hovercraft. Short of that, a giant vat of painkillers dispensed in gumball machines with no bad side effects.
A bath of nothing but glitter and lip gloss, and my house redecorated by brooding vampires with eccentric love of chandeliers, glitter, and a vanity would also be nice. My own Sephora would also be good.
Oh. p.s. My Mommy says I look slightly less like Skelator since gaining 5lbs (actually she was much kinder and said I "appeared to be feeling better", so perhaps a Phost of face later. Now with 5% less hallow nooks.