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Major Risk of Raging B*tch [Apr. 10th, 2008|09:12 am]
Lanette
[Current Mood |crankycranky]

Medical News:
1. Going to get another injection at 1:45pm. Craig is staying home and helping me including providing medical transport.
2. I'm not working anymore this week. The fact I can't drive or think was a major deciding point.
3. It's only 9am, I've had the max dose of pain meds and my head hurts so badly I'm wearing sunglasses and it isn't even bright out.
4. I haven't gone #2 in 6 days now. I was wondering if it was better to take the stimulant laxatives before or after you eat the bowl of fiber? Also, is an entire bottle of Olive Oil out of the question for breakfast?

Amuse Me:
1. Help me create a B*tchin' playlist. Now you're messing with a "son of a b****" would be on there for sure. As would "Crazy B*tch" and "Stone Cold B*tch". Being my list I think we'd need to put on Ridin' dirty as well. Of course I won't listen to it, but it will make me giggle.
2. Craig has offered to put out a hit on me as I'm cranky and so tired of my head hurting. I said, ok, but make it seem fun. He plans to have ninjas throw confetti before they slay me.
3. I'm so desperate that I thought it might cheer me up to have my sister come bring me a huge bowl of the old 420 and watch college mellowdrama with me via Felicity DVDs, but then I realized that it would only take about $.43 worth before I'd be lit and even the sound of bongwater would hurt too badly for me to consider it.

Give my Charity Money:
I mean come on. I've had a migraine for 13 days. Do you really want me showing up at your door? Trust me, I'm in no mood. Don't make me beg for it. I am still hoping I can do the MS Walk itself, but if I do the walk or not on Sunday, I'm still the team captain and still turning in the money. Argh. I can't imagine being able to walk as right now I can't even tolerate moving my head hurts so bad.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
It is due to so many different meds. They have my whole system freaking out. Plus-not eating because of being nauseated. Might take a few days. I did take 2 laxatives plus extra water and fiber, so here's hoping!
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[User Picture]From: pollyhyper
2008-04-10 04:55 pm (UTC)
Poor darlin'!

And I sent you my pledge - no need to let me know if you did get it, but if you didn't, something's wrong and please let me know!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I did get it. I didn't finish sorting out my business yes on my side. :( It's hard to read so I'm behind, but I will do so!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:47 pm (UTC)
I was joking around about the olive oil. :)

I'm on so many meds anyways that anything at all natural seems to do nothing. I take the stimulant types and it is like no cramping or anything. The lesser help isn't enough considering I'm like a wheelbarrow of drugs inside.
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2008-04-10 05:12 pm (UTC)
Request glittery confetti please, everyone needs a sparkle before being done in by ninjas.

I am so sorry you can't shake this migraine.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
I told Craig that but he said glitter costs extra and we're on a budget.
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[User Picture]From: stephanieanne
2008-04-10 07:25 pm (UTC)
LOL! Now that is funny!
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[User Picture]From: nadalia
2008-04-10 05:33 pm (UTC)

Song list:

Bitch - Meredith Brooks
Ain't my Bitch - Metallica
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:47 pm (UTC)

Re: Song list:

I'm not sure I've heard that Metallica song, but I must STEAL it from the internet once I'm up to listening to it. LOL.
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[User Picture]From: dove
2008-04-10 06:10 pm (UTC)
"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet
"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
"Smack My Bitch Up" by ???
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
Cold Hard B*tch is one of the best b*tch songs of all time. Also, how could I forget b*tchin' camaro? Smack my B*tch up is by Prodigy and a great song for the gym.

Crap my head hurts. I'm glad I'm going to get shot with the mother of all antiinflamatories this afternoon. Hopefully it will be a restful and non-hurling night.
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[User Picture]From: dove
2008-04-10 08:09 pm (UTC)
I hope you get a break too baby. :*(

You're still positively adorable, even when you feel like crap. I love reading your stuff.

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
For really ridiculous entertainment. I praticularly like dragging him through tight spaces by the ass.
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2008-04-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
I'd be happy to help in any way that I can, and there are ways of smoking that aren't as noisy. And I'm more than happy to spend the $.43 if it would make you feel better. BUT...well, you don't smoke, so you'd do lots of coughing and I'm pretty sure that would hurt your head. I know that if I have even a hint of a headache coughing makes it much worse. I'd imagine for you it would be excruciating. Plus I don't think Craig would support that idea.

If you really would like me to come watch college mellowdrama I'm there. And you know that for me you don't have to pretend, I won't get offended no matter how bitchy you are because I know that you've been in horrible pain for weeks now.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-04-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
I had a miserable morning and just thinking about you amused me so much, that the actual bowl wasn't needed. I think we should watch Felicity this weekend. It's been too long.
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2008-04-10 07:18 pm (UTC)
I'm glad that just the thought of me was helpful. I'm a healer! *grins*

You're right, it has been too long. Unfortunately, I'm booked this weekend. Next weekend?
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[User Picture]From: ironman1231
2008-04-10 09:39 pm (UTC)
Not sure if you're up to watching any music videos. Maybe some other day. :)

If you haven't seen the one by Prodigy, it's a must see.

The Bitch Song - Bowling For Soup http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkEDwYaWKiw
Bitch - Rolling Stones http://youtube.com/watch?v=euOrnZZkzKg
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zu3IqpnjfUs
David Bowie - Queen Bitch http://youtube.com/watch?v=O8oGyGo1q-k
Kyle's Mom is a Bitch - South Park http://youtube.com/watch?v=JzlJAeDCxi8

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet http://youtube.com/watch?v=jATrcE2UMkc
"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wl6qgB5Neow
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks http://youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA
"Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy http://youtube.com/watch?v=VNrhmbc0y_8
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[User Picture]From: puppie
2008-04-10 10:48 pm (UTC)
I gave! I gave! And it made me feel happy!!

I've heard wonderous things about the use of ground flax seed as one's fiber source. Something about the flax seed oil that is contained in there, plus the fiber of the ground seeds, seems to be miraculous for making the poop.

I put flax in my yogurt every morning, and I've been pooping almost every day. Which is pretty amazing considering that I'm only 2 months out from my surgery and not eating much.
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