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Next 25 things that annoy me [Jan. 24th, 2008|10:39 am]
Lanette
Part 2 of the longest list in history

26. When they create a roundabout in the US as a method of directing traffic. Hello? US drivers are retarded and can't even figure out a 4-way stop and you expect a roundabout to go well?

27. Camel Toe or Moose Knuckles (the male version).

28. Love's Baby Soft. That stuff smells like a cross between diapers and whores.

29. Parents who ignore repetitive sounds their child is making like it is cute when they are banging on metal things around a bunch of people. Your little sweetheart is a snot nosed sound pollutant.

30. Alarm clocks that beep rather than some less irritating way of waking you.

31. Commercials which use alarm clocks in them.

32. Songs with sirens of any type in them.

33. Songs which say the name of the band or artist in them. How self-obsessed are you?

34. Anyone who says, "But I love ____" as an excuse for why they stay with someone who treats them crappy. I say, love is not enough justification for a relationship.

35. Torn fingernails. I just hate that feeling.

36. Having to use the bathroom ever. I'm so tired of taking time to do that.

37. People who say "I love you" when you don't know them very well. It's so fake/hollywood.

38. People who yell into drive through microphones or telephones of any kind.

39. Those who try to barter at a checkout stand with a line.

40. Calling your partner the "old man" or the "old lady".

41. I think there should be a 5 year limit on remarriage. If you've been married once in the last 5 year period you must wait until that time is up to get married again. I think that would slow down some repeat offenders.

42. When you have to press one for the language which should be the default. Sheesh.

43. Confirming 87 times before you can get anything done on any phone system and most software programs. Are you sure you want to complain about this? Yes already. Cut it out.

44. People who think that dry humping is dancing. Sorry, get that crotch magnet away from me Mr. Dirty Dancing. Creepy!

45. People who don't like babies or animals. Seriously? Are you human anymore?

46. When people say that have a disease yet no doctor has diagnosed it. For example, "I need to eat. My hypoglycemia is acting up." Yet they haven't had any tests nor are they treating it.

47. Movies which have any jokes along the lines of "I'm getting to old for this." No, actually, that line is getting too cliche for any movies.

48. Food cooked without salt and pepper. Eww. Bland food.

49. Clothing with the brand name as the design. Gross. You want to advertise that you wasted a bunch of money to try to be cool?

50. People who assume that everything you have going well for you in life is due to luck or privilege, like your effort had nothing to do with it.

Once again, a few forbidden ibuprofen and one rant later, I'm feeling a bit better.
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[User Picture]From: nadalia
2008-01-24 06:38 pm (UTC)

Rant away!

#49

Like those pants that say Juicy across the ass made by Juicy Coture? *blech*

I mean if I'm going to write anything across my ass (not that I would, ever) it sure as hell isn't going to be "Juicy".
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:34 pm (UTC)

Re: Rant away!

I want one that says, "danger! Assplosions."

I'd also love one that says, "Stuffed" or a plus sized line that says, "Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious Booyah!" on the butt.
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[User Picture]From: nadalia
2008-01-24 07:47 pm (UTC)

Re: Rant away!

*lol* How about text saying "If you can read this BACK OFF!"?

That kinda goes with your creepy dry hump dancing rant.
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[User Picture]From: thought1
2008-01-24 06:45 pm (UTC)
#45: No, they aren't. You can tell how someone feels about others, deep down, on the psychopathic / sociopathic scale by the way they treat animals. If they don't also act that way toward other humans, it's only a disguise.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's strange. Although, I do think there are people with fear about animals that are good people, just that if you don't like either of those, it's a warning sign to me.
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[User Picture]From: graphxgrrl
2008-01-24 06:48 pm (UTC)
I actually don't wake up without an annoying alarm. I can and will ignore everything but noisy alarms on the other side of the room (or better yet in a completely different room).

And I'm scared of babies, but I recognize that they need to exist? ;)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:35 pm (UTC)
Craig also doesn't wake up even WITH the most annoying alarm. This is why it ranks high on my list. :) My nice alarm was moved to the guest room where Beelzabub the alarm remains in the master suite.
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[User Picture]From: graphxgrrl
2008-01-24 08:49 pm (UTC)
My most effective alarm clock though?

Forgetting to feed the cats before going to bed at night--they are SO hungry first thing in the morning otherwise. They don't let me sleep past 9 ever anyway, but heaven forbid if I've forgotten to feed them before I go to sleep.
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[User Picture]From: verybadlady
2008-01-24 07:11 pm (UTC)
I disagree with #29 but most others are pretty right on. #44: A-EFFING-MEN!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:31 pm (UTC)
I know! No parents agree with that because in order to survive they no longer can hear it. It's like evolution. :)
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[User Picture]From: thought1
2008-01-24 08:01 pm (UTC)
Hey! I agree with it! If you can't contain your child, remove your child. Yes, it will inconvenience you. That's what you signed up for, remember?
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 08:11 pm (UTC)
Well, like most things, I think it's a balance. At some point a kid has to be allowed to do kid things. They are designed to just sit still and be silent like they don't exist.

But, things which entertain them like making extreme noise at a bad time really is bothersome to other people in some situations. To this day I have no idea why kids love to scream so much.
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[User Picture]From: verybadlady
2008-01-24 07:12 pm (UTC)
PS-<3 the rants
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:36 pm (UTC)
Yay! Ranting is good fun. It's free venting.
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[User Picture]From: thesugarmonster
2008-01-24 07:13 pm (UTC)
smells like a cross between diapers and whores made me choke on my soup. Because, oh god, it's so true.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:36 pm (UTC)
I think I have bad associations with it due to a past job where one of my co-workers just bathed herself in it frequently.
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[User Picture]From: teddyeddy
2008-01-24 07:35 pm (UTC)

#28

LOVE loves baby soft, reminds me of high school, I own a bottle of this AND the lotion! ;)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 07:37 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

That's cute! If it weren't for a co-worker who very much abused this scent in quantity I don't think it would make the pet peeve list.
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[User Picture]From: teddyeddy
2008-01-24 08:07 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

no scent when abused is good!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 08:08 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

Dior Poison and Drakkar Noir remind me of highschool. :)
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[User Picture]From: teddyeddy
2008-01-24 08:12 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

My boyfriend in High School used to wear Millionaire, to this day if I smell something like it I get all week in the knees hehe

wow I just checked on that scent, seems they do not make it anymore...but I can get a bottle on Ebay !! yahooo
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[User Picture]From: lilymd
2008-01-24 08:34 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

Ooh, that's how I feel about Gravity. My high school guy wore that all the time--and lots of it--lol, why did we feel we had to wear so much cologne/perfume when we were younger?
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[User Picture]From: teddyeddy
2008-01-24 09:57 pm (UTC)

Re: #28

I do not know...I am embarrassed retroactively though!
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[User Picture]From: lilymd
2008-01-24 08:11 pm (UTC)
I laughed quite loudly at number 28. I think the same thing. What the hell is that still doing out there? That was like my first little perfume I got from my grandma when I was 9. I wore it a time or 2 because I never had perfume before and that was the end of it.
26, 41, and 44 annoy me as well, whew.
And you know number 46 is something I'm going through right now with that friend of mine, while I'm sitting here legitimately suffering yet not broadcasting it all over the place. *sigh*
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-24 08:21 pm (UTC)
I think it is the "first scent" for many a person. It's sort of a strange one.

When I was in Jr. High I used to wear Exclaimation!
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[User Picture]From: lilymd
2008-01-24 08:29 pm (UTC)
Ahh! I did, too! I loved that one in 7th grade.
And I remember the big one in high school was Vanilla Fields. When I smell that one, though, it never bothers me--I'm always just surprised it still exists.
I'm a Ralph girl now. It smells like outdoors. It feels like the lake; reminds me of my Chicago, ahhh.
I like anything that smells fresh and light (such as cucumbers and stuff, ya know) whereas in high school I liked actually like some heavier smelling stuff--it went with my drama classes and the red hair I had then. ;)
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[User Picture]From: lilymd
2008-01-24 08:30 pm (UTC)
Whew, I said like alot! Lol.
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[User Picture]From: tigrrlily
2008-01-24 09:23 pm (UTC)
Heaven help me I had a bottle of Charlie!.
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[User Picture]From: the_tatyana
2008-01-25 01:31 am (UTC)
ha ha ha

I am in 99.9% agreement on every point! LOL!
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