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He might be a Republican [Jan. 4th, 2008|12:56 pm]
Lanette
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I ordered a perfume and a few samples from Black Phoenix Alchemistry Laboratories. They arrived, so I went through them, found the one I liked the smell of most and put it on. This morning, about to leave for work, Craig comes by to give me a kiss and says, "You smell like a Hippie. Are you wearing Patchoili or something?"

Me: No. Are you going to come home tonight at make out with me?

Him: It depends. Are you going to be stinky?


Ha. Back to the Pink Sugar and Chanel Allure with me.

Craig, it's safe to come home. I've showered off the "Liberal Juice" and rubbed myself down with money and religious insanity as well as the canned tears of the poor, so I should be attracting Republicans right and right (see, they have no left). ;)
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[User Picture]From: gfrancie
2008-01-04 08:55 pm (UTC)
Hippie...hahahahaha
Pink Sugar is quite delicious. What can I say, men are hard-wired for food scents. Apparently pumpkin pie is considered one of the more appealing scents to men.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 08:59 pm (UTC)
I have a yummie pumpkin pie candle. I shall light it while I cook some steak to set me a man trap.
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[User Picture]From: meowlet
2008-01-04 09:01 pm (UTC)
Liberal juice! Horrible.
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[User Picture]From: meowlet
2008-01-04 09:03 pm (UTC)
I suggest Vanille Banane from Comptoir Sud Pacifique. That or Vanille Coco. Both are excellent alternatives to Pink Sugar that he will like, I'll bet.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 10:11 pm (UTC)
Oooh. I'll have to see if I can find a sample. Where do those sell at?
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[User Picture]From: graphxgirl
2008-01-04 09:22 pm (UTC)
*laughs*

ha! that is truly funny :)

i hate patchoili too.

i have no idea how you can be with a republican, but obviously you two are head over heels, so i'm happy for you!!! :)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 10:14 pm (UTC)
Well, it doesn't hurt that my absentee ballot arrived in time to vote and his didn't. ;)

Luckily he isn't one of those extreme Republicans who feels that people shouldn't get to go to the doctor if they don't have money, so that helps. It also helps that we kind of agree that we don't agree on it and laugh about it. I almost didn't date Craig because I didn't think any Republicans were smart or sexy. I'm happy to be proven wrong on that. There are a few (but I wouldn't admit that there were many).
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[User Picture]From: dkstwin
2008-01-04 09:33 pm (UTC)
That just cracked me up!!! *still laughing*
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 10:16 pm (UTC)
If Republican attracting juice is made from money, religious insanity, and tears of the poor, would liberal juice be made of taxes, food stamps, hemp, and the blood of their hearts?
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2008-01-04 10:02 pm (UTC)
"money and religious insanity as well as the canned tears of the poor" BWAHAHAHA! You crack me up, sister. Oh, I'm stealing the icon of the two of us. So there! *sticks out her tongue* (see how mature I am?)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 10:17 pm (UTC)
Yay! I love that picture. Thinking about sending it to Linda so that Dad can see it. Did you get the eVite for tomorrow yet? Are you coming? I sent it to you a few days ago.
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[User Picture]From: thought1
2008-01-04 10:05 pm (UTC)
That was great! (:
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-04 10:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I think selling my own vial of "Republican Juice" may be in order.
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[User Picture]From: pullthestars
2008-01-05 01:17 am (UTC)
which BPAL stinkies did you order? I might buy 'em off you if they're ones I like :)
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 01:20 am (UTC)
The large one is Bordello, then I have tiny ones of Fruitcake, Wolf's Heart, Gomorra, and Snake Oil.

I really liked Wolf's Heart, but Craig said it smelled like hippy.
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[User Picture]From: gonzy317
2008-01-05 04:45 pm (UTC)
Didn't really wanna clean snorked diet coke off my monitor this morning, but hey, what better way to start a weekend?? I shall bathe in liberal juice later on to attract my like-minded husband. MMMMmmmm.... canned tears of the poor! HOT!
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2008-01-05 07:07 pm (UTC)
Craig was amused and got home, sniffed me and said, "Ahhh. Capitolism. Smells so sexy."
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[User Picture]From: dove
2008-01-05 10:54 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha!!!! You're frickin hilarious!

I can barely stand waiting til 6pm to see you.

Maybe I'll take the hippie perfume off your hands! ;)
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[User Picture]From: nadalia
2008-01-06 03:40 pm (UTC)
*lol*

I love BPAL.
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