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Dreams [Nov. 1st, 2006|10:36 am]
Lanette
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I had a dream last night that there were tons of spiders crawling out of a box in my storage area and I couldn't contain them. I wanted to step on them, but was too afraid, so I kicked the box over and they spread everywhere.

Then I had a hilarious dream where a character who looked very much like Hasselhoff was in a magical battle with 4 other people. His secret powers made people bend over backwards, beating their head against the floor. The people he was fighting then discovered that he had a magical crotch and redirected their attack, managing to cause minor peril by whacking him about the pelvis with axes, hatchets, hammers. He wasn't entirely defeated, but he became hostile. The End. I think I'm out of my mind for having dreams like this.

Analyze at will!
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[User Picture]From: vivaine666
2006-11-01 07:21 pm (UTC)
Analysis of the first dream: There is something in your life that you think is very bad and you are afraid that you cannot take care of it and that if you attempt to do so you'll just make the situation worse.

Analysis of the second dream: You are afraid that David Hasselhoff is going to chase you with his crotch and are hoping that magical beings will cut his weiner off before he can do that.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2006-11-01 07:24 pm (UTC)
1. Very true, as we all know, with the pain situation peril.

2. I do fear him and his scary pelvic thrust potential. I hope he doesn't use the speedos of doom!
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From: el_corn_grande
2006-11-01 09:56 pm (UTC)

Analyze this

I'll take a crack at the second dream.

The bending over backwards and banging of heads is a metaphor for sex. This hypothesis is strengthened by the fact that said actions are caused by a magical crotch. As for the attacks upon his crotch, it can only mean that you have come to feel threatened by the male crotch or that you have particularly kinky and violent fantasies.

As for Hasselhoff: either you have the hots for the Knight Rider, or it could have something to do with him being in the movie we watched.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2006-11-01 10:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Analyze this

Was he in the movie? WHich one? Now I"m totally confused, because I thought Chrisopher Walken and Sean Austin were in that Click movie?

I will try not to attack anyone's crotch with axes today as a result of my dream.

p.s. Reminder: Bring battle of the sexes, and also bring the sexy ;) Oh wait! You already are!
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From: el_corn_grande
2006-11-01 11:03 pm (UTC)

Re: Analyze this

Hasselhoff was Sandler's boss in the movie.
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2006-11-02 12:12 am (UTC)

Re: Analyze this

Duh! Ok, now I remember.
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[User Picture]From: thought1
2006-11-01 10:38 pm (UTC)
Hasselhoff is a very cool person, from what I hear. Seems he's been showing up everywhere, lately. Maybe his PR person scheduled his appearance in your dream, as part of some "Dreams of the World" tour? (:
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[User Picture]From: starrynytes4me
2006-11-01 10:42 pm (UTC)
It could be. I don't want to start the cult of Hasselhoff's Magical Crotch Powers, but it may be too late!
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