|Hostile Knitters-Wildly unpopular in the community
||[Jun. 8th, 2006|08:26 am]
Don't talk to me when I'm on the train. How can you detect my lack of interest? Could it be that I didn't look at you AT ALL? Or that my headphones were on, my head in my knitting? When you spoke, I removed one earphone and said, "Huh?", barely tolerating your verbal drivel before putting them back on. Was that not clue enough? Why must you talk to me 4 different times repeating this process when clearly I'm 1. NOT AWAKE. 2. NOT INTERESTED. Just because you are a crafter doesn't make me social. I'm listening to music, honey, find someone who cares.
Look, it's before 9am. I'm not a morning person. You do the math. Never, EVER talk to me at hours before 8 if you want a good reaction. There are a few exceptions, such as if you are bearing cosmetics, bacon, coffee, or a good massage (without talking), but otherwise, no thanks. I'm officially opting out.
File this under reason 8097 that I'll be going to hell, and won't be allowed to bring my knitting, music, or any friends.