|Rant 4-Depressing News
||[Jan. 18th, 2006|05:14 pm]
You know, I thought that we had seen the worst possible news when CNN went 24/7, but now, there is a rival in town, the dread pirate NPR. Instead of including stories of heros, breast feeding interspecies squirrel love, puppies, and the occasional traffic report, it's death, rape, explosions, and killing of furry bunnies all before that first cup of coffee. In fact, it was so bad today that my wrists tried to slit themselves. There are people living in huts made of their own poop who feel that this news is too depressing for them.
Have a news report and a smile. I'll take that with a prozac washed down with Champagne thanks.